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    September 16

    Look At Me GO!!!

    Woo Hoo...
    Last weekend was great!  On Saturday we went to some place called Silver Spring so that they could see how cute I am.   Mom said it was so that I could take a "Canine Good Citizen" test, but I don't really know what that means.  All sorts of people were trying to distract me and grabbin' on me.  I love it when people pay attention to me.
    I guess I passed because mom was real happy when we left. 
    The weirdest part was when we walked in circles around a plate of cheese and hotdogs.  I wasn't really hungry but I can always manage a snack.  Sadly this was not to be. For some reason we justwalked aroudn the stuff and looked at it.  Even stranger was how happy this made mom.  when we got done looking at the snacks, she got all excited.  And then we left!  What about the snacks? 
    What a rip off!  This was the "Therapy Dog International" test.  Some Therapy, I felt worse for ignoring the treats...
    It wasn't a total loss though.  Mom says I have letters after my name now.  I guess when I sign my name I have to add CGC, TDI. Apparently this is a big deal.  All I wanted was the hotdogs though.
    Sunday was back in the ring for both Rally and Obedience trials.  I got a first place in Obedience and second in Rally.  Don't feel bad for me though, I got a second because I let my brother win.  You know how older folks get when you don't let 'em win.  (Old Codger.)
    These little trips to places like Silver Spring and Rockville are fun.  I get to do a road trip at least once a month.  I'm seeing more of this country than most people do. 
    Well, I better get back to training.  I have more shows next weekend.  Stay tuned for more of my magnificient exploits.
    Don't forget to check out my training space under links.
    April 06

    A Sad Day

    It's a sad, sad day...
    My Pet Tarantula Died Friday March 24th, 2006. 
    Poor thing, she was only a few years old.  At most she was five. It's always hard to tell with spiders because you don't catch them at birth but soon thereafter. (For that matter, I'm not even sure she was a girl.  It is really hard to tell that on spider!)
    I've had 'Lila' since 2002 when we lived in Texas.  Boy I miss those days.  Lots of things to do.  Sun and surf every day.  What a life
    Well, now I don't have my own pet anymore.  And I bet I won't get a new one anytime soon.  Do you know how hard it is to find a tarantula up here?  It's not like they are just strolling through the park. You can forget about finding one in a pet store.  They probably have rules against that!
    Oh well.  It just sucks is about the best I can say.  Now neither Jack or I have a pet.  His pet fish 'Woof' died and so did 'Woofer', his second fish. 
     
    I guess maybe dogs just shouldn't have pets.
    January 29

    ROAD TRIP!!!

    What a Great Weekend!  Road Trip!!!
     
    I love a good road trip.  This weekend we went down to Fort Lee, Virginia.  Actually, we went to Richmond and then down to Hopewell, but Fort Lee is right there.
     
    I know. You're wondering why a Marine Corps family is going to an Army Post.  Well, that's where the Joint Course on Logistics is taught and we went down to visit dad for the weekend.
     
    The best part of traveling is the hotel room and the all the junk food we can scarf up. 
     
    In the hotel room, I jump back and forth across the beds, run around the room and sprawl out and take up half the bed when I'm sleeping.  Life is good.
     
    Jack got a stomach ache from all the crap food we ate.  He's not used to eating everything he can get his paws on so he pulls up lame.  Actually, that's not totally true.  He just sat in the truck stinkin' up the joint.
    Whew...
    Me, I'll eat anything.  Doughnuts, treats, won tons, muffins, pretzels, you name it and I'm your dog.
     
    In between all the fun we had to go tromping around Richmond.  I suppose its all part of the price of a great road trip.  The truth is, we got to see some cool stuff. 
    On Saturday, we went downtown and saw the Governor's mansion and the James River.  Richmond is neat.
    Lots of good smells and things to sniff. 
    Sunday was even better!  Even though it was raining off and on, we went out to Monument avenue where all the historic homes and monuments are. After that we went to Petersburg Battlefield park.  Even though I had to be on a leash, we figured out a way for me to wander around.  Lock the Flexi, chuck it on the ground behind me, and I'm off.  That place was cool!
     
    Unfortunately, the weekend is over now and we're back at home.  Jack's on the Couch stinking up the place and Mom's sitting on the couch holding her nose...
     
    I Can't Wait For The Next Road Trip!!!
    December 26

    Okay, So This Place Is Growing On Me…

    When we first moved to Arlington, I didn’t know anyone.  My backyard was so much smaller and I couldn’t find a single lizard to eat.  I didn’t like it too much.

    Then winter hit and brought snow with it. 

    Yeah, that works out well for a guy who stands about ten inches off the ground. 

    But then I figured out how to sneak out of the yard and go next door.  That was where I met Jessie.  She’s the little girl who lives there.  Sure, they locked off my escape route but now she just comes over to play with us. 

    That’s much more fun than playing through the fence!

    Today she came over and told us all about what she got for Christmas.  Of course, we had to show her all of our new toys. 

    I got kind of nervous for a minute when she first got here and I barked at her.  Boy did I feel bad after she started scratching my neck and ears. 

    Oooh I love that!!!

    She stayed for dinner, which was fun (Our dinner, not hers silly) and then she played ball with us.

    Finally, I have friends in the neighborhood!  I’m still not wild about the snow, but I’ll just stay inside on the couch those days.

    I can’t wait till summer comes.  Maybe then I’ll find something tasty to hunt in the backyard and she’ll come over and help.

    ~Tom

    December 25

    Santa Came! Santa Came!

    Oh Boy! I got all kinds of goodies!!!

    I didn't get a "Vet" stuffed animal like I asked for.  I got a better one! 

    This one is the Mailman!

    He has a little tuft of Blue hair that I can't WAIT to chew off.  Jack got a little stuffed "LifeSaver" that squeaks.  Its pretty cool so I stole it!

    I know I'm supposed to be good and appreciate the toys that I did get, but Santa won't remember if I was a little greedy by next year...

    I hope...

    We also got a collection of bones, chew toys and snacks that should last at least a week. (They'll probably last longer than that, but that's only because I don't know where they hide em.

    Everyone else got a bunch of cool toys, but nothing I really wanted so I'm not gonna talk em.

    The only thing I didn't get was that "iPaw" thingy.  That's okay though, I don't even know what it is.  I just wanted one because everyone is talking about them. 

    This was a really good Christmas.  For dinner, we had a Turkey!  I don't just mean that there was a Turkey in the house.  I mean that I'm just getting over sleeping off a full on Tryptophan high.  Mmm... mmm... good.

     

    Tommorrow is the beginning of 'Diet Days' but that will be after we eat the brownies.

     

    Merry Christmas Everyone!   burp...

    December 23

    The Well Dressed Dog

    Okay, I know it's Christmas and all, but one thing that I can sure do without is a Hat!  And Scarves! And any shirt that isn't intended to keep my little butt warm!
    If you look at the photo album by the same name as this entry, you will see several outfits that I'm not real fond of.  (Mostly I like to gripe.  If mommy didn't dress me up, I would feel left out.)
    Today at the Dog Park I found something stinky to roll in as a protest. Unfortunately when I stood up, the little green Christmas collar I had on was smeared with whatever the heck I rolled in.
     
    Now, I don't know what it was but it sure looked like cat poop!
    What would a CAT be doing at the dog park?!?
    I don't think there is a cat alive brave enough to walk in a dog park to go potty.
     
    Sadly, this marked the end of our daily trip to the Dog Park.  Mommy was not happy about my antics.  Dad snatched me up and tried not to giggle.  I think he thought it was funny, but there was no way he was going to point that little tidbit out.
    When we got back to the truck, I got stuffed in my travel crate WITH NO PILLOW for my butt.
    It really didn't take long until everyone got over it though.  I knew I would survive when they brought out my old nickname...
    Yes, apparently this is a pattern.  When I was just a little squirt I rolled in some really gross stuff that stank to high-heaven.  That little incident gained me the nickname 'Sh*t-Stain'.
    So, as they stuffed me into the tub, I was again being referred to by that less than flattering name.
    Yup, today was a good day...
    December 22

    I'm Colorblind. Are You?

    The other day we were watching 60 Minutes and I saw an actor who had an interesting point about Black History Month.  The Actor was Morgan Freeman.  He was talking to Mike Wallace when he said:

    "You're going to relegate my history to a month?'' Freeman said on the program last Sunday. "I don't want a Black History Month. Black history is American history.''

    In a simple but profound statement, Morgan Freeman has said more of value than most civil rights "leaders" will in their lifetimes.

    He went on to note that there are no white or Jewish history months.

    And he did say that the history of his home state of Mississippi still bothers him to this day. "Forgive," he said, "But never forget."

    Wallace asked Freeman how can we get rid of racism.

    "Stop talking about it. I'm going to stop calling you a white man. And I'm going to ask you to stop calling me a black man. I know you as Mike Wallace. You know me as Morgan Freeman. You wouldn't say, 'Well, I know this white guy named Mike Wallace.' You know what I'm sayin'?''

    I think Morgan is saying history shouldn't be black and white, just plain 'history.' At least that’s how I took his statement...  So we change the world in a day, huh? Have we made enough progress in our society to really be colorblind? I wish it were that easy.

    I think Dogs have it figured out pretty well. When I go to the Dog Park, I see new dogs of all shapes and sizes.  Some of them are bigger than me and some are smaller. (Well, most are bigger than me…) But that doesn’t make them any better or worse.  I’m not more afraid of a big dog than a little one. For that matter, I’m not afraid of the black, brown, white, merle, striped, or spotted ones.  We dogs have a fairly simple way to tell who are friends are. 

    We Sniff!

    Now you may not like the idea of sniffing, but if you look around the park you see a whole lot of dogs playing and having fun with their friends. They take them for face value with no expectations.  One dog is as good or bad as the next and I’ll chase anyone that wants to play. (Besides, the sense of smell is directly tied to memory and nostalgia.)

    Next time you are around a collection of dogs, watch us.  Most of the time, we don’t mind to share our toys, the attention of our people, and even our “Scooby Snacks” when there are plenty for everyone.

    Wouldn’t it be a much better world if everyone would just have a sniff and remember the ‘good ole days?’ 

    Disclaimer:  Any Reference to "Scooby Snacks" is meant strictly as an example of a yummy treat.  Frankly, I prefer "Charlee Bears" when it comes to snacks.

    December 18

    How To Get Maximum Cuddle Time

      
     
     
    Last night was another reminder that the best way to get your people to hold you and hug on you is to watch a sappy old movie.
    We watched a real winner too.
    A movie called "The Notebook" really did the trick. 
    This got me thinking.  We have watched a whole bunch of sappy "Chick Flicks" over the past few years and depending on what kind of mood you're in, you might want to choose your snooze spot carefully. 
    Anythig with the basic storyline of "Boy meets girl, boy loses girl, boy gets girl back", will be a shoe-in for mom to start bawling. 
    It was terrible when dad was in Iraq.  Even the news would get her to snatch me and Jack up for a hug fest. 
    But it is better than the alternative.  She could just sit and ignore us. 
    That would be terrible!!!
    I've heard horror stories about that sort of thing.  When I was just a puppy, one of the nightmares I had was of dogs who have to spend all their time outside and never get to come in and sleep on the couch or under the covers.  And then one day I found out it was true.
    AAAAGGGHHHHH!!!!!!
    Ohh... Good Grief.  I'm so upset now that I'm going to go upstairs and climb in bed.
    Enjoy the list.  I'll add some more tomorrow.
    ~TomTom
     
     
    December 13

    Is My Focus Too Narrow?

    Recent visitors to my site have accused me of being too locally focused and that I don't take an interest in the world around me. 
     
    Well, all that changes tonight! 
    Tonight I take a stand on things.  Important things too!
    Let's start with what's going on today.  In California today, the founder of the Crips street gang was put to death after 25 years on Death Row
    Wow! 
    He must have done something really bad.
    I don't know that I have an opinion on the death penalty, but I do know that when I do something wrong, I get punished no matter how cute I look.  I mean I try all the tricks.  I hang my head and tuck my tail then give it a little wag.  Nuthin
    I still get it. 
    I guess it is the same thing with prisoners.  If you are someone who gets in trouble then you should expect to be punished.  Tookie did something for which he was punished.  I guess it works out in the end.  Even if not everyone likes  the outcome.
    Now about all of things that he did while he was in jail.  I think anyone who writes all those childrens books can't be all bad and if he keeps other people out of the gangs then he gets a Scooby Snack.
    But what about all the things that the people he was convicted of killing would have done in their lifetimes? 
    Was the next Dr Doolittle lost for a $100 robbery? 
    Could the cure for the empty treat bowl have been within our reach? 
    Nope, the murder of all those people can't go unpunished.
     
    The governor of California really earned some brownie points by sticking to his guns.  That impresses me.  In a liberal state like California, the governor had a tough choice in not granting clemency.  Good for him!
    Lookout Texas! About a 100 more executions and California will be right there with you.
     
    That should do it for today.  Maybe tomorrow I'll take a look at President Bush's Iraq exit strategy and how it will affect Doggy Treat Production
     

    This Weather is BullSh*t!!!

    Okay, enough with this.  It has snowed twice this week.  Who said that the weather here is "Mild" in the winter?  I'd sure like to bite 'em!  The first snow came on December 5th!  What is February going to look like?
    Why would you think a place that regularly has temperatures in the 20's is a mild winter?  For the most part I'm abstaining and staying inside on the couch.

     
    And you know what really gets me ticked off?  Dad just went to San Diego and came back with stories of 70+ degree weather.  When he checked in to the hotel they explained the pool rules. Swimming pool rules for DECEMBER?!? 

    I want to move!

    Next on the horizon is something they call a "winter mix." 

    Oh I can't wait for summer...

    December 03

    December Already?!?

    Holy Smokes!
    I can't believe it is December already.  I better start being good or I won't get any new toys or bones.
    Eh, my people wouldn't do that.  They think I'm funny.
    Its cold today so I'm sleeping down in the Bunker.  They say it is supposed to snow this weekend.  What a Bummer!  No Dog Park on the days that it snows.  It might be a different story if I had some real fur, but my butt sticks out.  Frostbitten Butt is a real concern and I'm thinking of putting snow boots on the wish list.  For a South Texas Rat Terrier, this place is WAY too cold.
    The house is really starting to look festive.  Mom got out all her Christmas junk and decorated the joint.  I almost blew kibble out of my nose when she dropped a Barbie ornament down the heating vent.  What a hoot!  We all ran down to the Bunker to see if we could pull it out of the vents but it was in a bad spot so we had to go in from the top.  I would have done it, but they were afraid I wouldn't come back out.
    Later today we're going up into the attic to hunt mice.  While we were lying in bed last night, we heard the scratching of a furry little snack in the ceiling.  I'm guessing they won't let me in the attic either.  I never get to do the really cool stuff.
    Better get going.  I might be missing a nap or something. 
    I love weekends!
    November 28

    Some of my favorite quotations

    Over the years there have been a lot of things said about dogs.  Some are more flattering than others, but I thought it would be nice to share a few of my favorites with you here.  You will see a few on the right hand column from time to time, but I didn't want to clog up the place with a long list there so I'm going to show them here.

    "If there is no heaven for dogs, then I want to go where they go when I die."
        -Anonymous
     
    "The greatest pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too."
        -Samuel Butler

    "A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself."
        -Billings

    "Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot about little puppies."
        -Gene Hill
     
    "No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as much as the dog does."
        -Christopher Morley
     
    "The average dog is a nicer person than the average person."
        -Andrew A.
     
    "If your dog doesn't like someone you probably shouldn't either."
        -Unknown
     
    "Old dogs, like old shoes, are comfortable. They might be a bit out of shape and a little worn around the edges, but they fit well."
        -Bonnie Wilcox
     
    "The more people I meet the more I like my dog"
        -Unknown
     
    "Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole."
        -Roger Caras
     
    "Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that is how dogs spend their lives."
        -Sue Murphy
     
    "If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. It is the principal difference between a dog and a man."
        -Mark Twain
     
    "Even the tiniest poodle is lionhearted, ready to do anything to defend home, master, and mistress."
        -Louis Sabin
     
    "A dog is one of the remaining reasons why some people can be persuaded to go for a walk."
        -O. A.
     
    "A dog can express more with his tail in minutes than his owner can express with his tongue in hours."
        -Anonymous
     
    "It's no coincidence that man's best friend cannot talk."
        -Anonymous
     
    "Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails."
        -Max Eastman
     
    "Any time you think you have influence, try ordering around someone else's dog."
        -The Cockle
     
    "A dog is nothing but a furry person."
        -Anonymous
     
    "A well-trained dog will make no attempt to share your lunch. He will just make you feel so guilty that you cannot enjoy it."
        -Helen Thomson
     
    If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer.  Alfred North Whitehead (1861 - 1947)
     
    We call them dumb animals, and so they are, for they cannot tell us how they feel, but they do not suffer less because they have no words.  Anna Sewell (1820 - 1878), Black Beauty, 1877
     
    Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement.  Charles M. Schulz (1922 - 2000), (Snoopy) 
     
    It's funny how dogs and cats know the inside of folks better than other folks do, isn't it?  Eleanor H. Porter (1868 - 1920), Pollyanna, 1912
     
    If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater, suggest that he wear a tail.  Fran Lebowitz (1950 - )
     
    No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation.  Fran Lebowitz (1950 - )
     
    Animals are such agreeable friends - they ask no questions, they pass no criticisms.  George Eliot (1819 - 1880), 'Mr. Gilfil's Love Story,' Scenes of Clerical Life, 1857
     
    Cats regard people as warmblooded furniture.  Jacquelyn Mitchard, The Deep End of the Ocean
     
    Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.  Jeff Valdez
     
    Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to.  Joe Gores
     
    If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man.  Mark Twain (1835 - 1910)
     
    We are alone, absolutely alone on this chance planet: and, amid all the forms of life that surround us, not one, excepting the dog, has made an alliance with us. Maurice Maeterlinck (1862 - 1949)
     
    A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.  Ogden Nash (1902 - 1971)
    November 25

    My First Geo Cache Outing...

    Today was great!
    Today we went out and did my favorite thing.  We went hunting!  Now I'm sure that some of you are going to turn up your noses, but you gotta remember what kind of dog I am.  I'm a Rat Terrier!  I'm bred to hunt!
    Jack & I took our people out to the park to hunt for this little plastic container full of crap.  I'm not sure why they wanted to find it but we were really into it.
    Here's the deal...
    Geo Caching is sorta like a treasure hunt, but you use a thing called a GPS.  I'm not really sure what that is, but apparently humans lose track of where they hide their bones and need these things to find 'em.  My dad is pretty good at this GPS thing but I think he forgets to look around when he has that thing in his hand.  Anyway, we went down to my favorite park, called Four Mile Run, and started sniffing around the rocks next to the river.  Oh Boy!  This is my kind of fun!  Dad looked at his GPS and Mom wandered around the rocks looking here and there.  Of Course, Jack and I helped look.  Unfortunately, we found what we were looking for pretty quickly so our hunting didn't last long.  But we did go for a walk through the park afterward so I guess it wasn't a total loss.
    This was our first Geo Cache so it really helps that we had so much fun doing it.  Now I know we will go looking for more.  We spent the evening looking up more places to hunt and even talked about making our own Geo Cache.  Maybe we'll hide a bone in there.  I'm sure we can spare an old one.
    ~Tommy
     
    November 02

    Welcome

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    I'm just getting started but check back shortly for news and comments.
    ~Soreloser